1. 1. Batley
  2. 2. Dewsbury
  3. 3. Mirfield
  4. 4. Huddersfield
  5. 5. Slaithwaite
  6. 6. Marsden
  7. 7. Greenfield
  8. 8. Stalybridge
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Get to Batley

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Live departure information for direct trains from Manchester to Batley (departing within the next two hours) is displayed here:

Note: we only check direct trains from Manchester Victoria, Piccadilly and Oxford Road.

Alternative indirect services may be available.

The 10 Commandments

These can more or less be summarised as drink (ale) responsibly and spare a thought for residents living along the route...

  1. Thou shalt drink real ale, not fizzy lager, nor vodka/rum and coke.
  2. Thou shalt wear jeans and a T-shirt, NOT a false bust, blonde wig and fishnet stockings. You may not get served.
  3. Thou shalt NOT consider someone's garden wall a suitable place for a wee.
  4. Thou shalt go to Manchester, Prague, Amsterdam or Newcastle for thou stag do. Not Marsden.
  5. Thou shalt NOT commit trespass on the railway. Unless you want to get arrested - or killed.
  6. Thou shalt honour the long-suffering - and very tolerant - residents of Slaithwaite, Mirfield, Huddersfield, and Marsden.
  7. Thou shalt NOT leave beer glasses on a resident's window ledge or car bonnet.
  8. Thou shalt NOT get blind drunk and jump in the river or canal.
  9. Thou shalt NOT swear nor scream abuse on the train.
  10. Thou shalt take all rubbish home, not leave it on a station platform or chuck it in a garden.

Pssst... Tell us about Moz

Alasdair and Martin (the best men) want to hear from you. Let them know what a great bloke Moz is, or dish some dirt. Either way they'd love to share your stories with the wedding party on the big day *

* The best men reserve the right not to share your stories with the wedding party on the big day....